someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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