You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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