my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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