i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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