about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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