it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
