3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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