She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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