She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I have already put on my inside pants.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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