In the future we'll all be gay
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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