I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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