How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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