Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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