I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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