Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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