I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Houston, we have a squirter
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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