Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
