Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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