Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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