C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
You can't motorboat a personality
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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