I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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