don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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