Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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