Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
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I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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