She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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