we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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