im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
