Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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