So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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