No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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