You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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