idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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