your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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