the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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