her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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