There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
how drunk are you?
Several
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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