3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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