He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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