whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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