yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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