How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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