Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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