I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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