I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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