I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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