Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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