Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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