How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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