ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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