this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
