I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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