You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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