i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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