Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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