we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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