We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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